Everest Problem #2 Left inner thigh chafing.
Achievement: Going up Blade hill without stopping without EKG changes or fainting
I wore a hole in my favorite no-chafe shorts–a different pair than my formerly favorite allows-for-chafing-evil-shorts that I wore two days ago–which promptly led to left inner thigh chafing. I didn’t use the fancy cream because I was wearing my fancy no-chafe shorts, so of course I now have left thigh chafe. Dookyballs.